Welcome to the first day of the end of the world.

Lindsey now has a website.

It's possible that the succeeding pages or the links contained therein will disturb you on some level, as the webmaster has no moral scruples and also plays Achaea (which, as we all know, is the game that will someday cause the downfall of humanity). In accordance with the former, the webmaster doesn't give a damn whether or not you're of the legal age to view objectionable material in your state and would, in fact, erupt in hysterical giggles if you were only thirteen and clicked on something your parents would find utterly horrifying. At any rate, she would rather avoid the messy lawsuit that inevitably surfaces when someone is offended and say that you have indeed been warned, so enter at your own risk. Onward!